BUTT STUFF
MADE EFFORTLESS
Ditch the endless douching drama!
We're the only alternative to douching that makes anal preparation effortless, quick, & totally spontaneous.
Get 25% off your first year
£4 per ball > £3 per ball
A-Ball is currently under development and expected to be released in 2026.
30 seconds to pleasure
Who has time for a 45-minute toilet tango? Not you. Our ball gets your butt-ready in half a minute - so you can skip the waiting and slide straight into the good stuff.
No bathroom breaks
No sink? No shower? No problem. Use A-Ball anytime, anywhere - bedroom, hotel, festival, back of an Uber (no judgment). It’s discreet, mess-free, and always down for a quickie.
Less stress, more connection
Say goodbye to mood-killing preparation that leads to tension, misunderstandings, or skipped intimacy. With Polari, you’re ready when the moment’s right - so your partner feels wanted, not waited on.
HOW A-BALL WORKS
HOW A-BALL WORKS
Easy, babes. The ball comes in different sizes - soft enough to slip in comfortably but sturdy enough to act as a barrier between the faeces and whatever’s going in next (be it a penis or toy). Just smooth spontaneous, hot connection all the way.
How to get it in your bum?
Don’t worry - it’ll disintegrate on its own in 2-4 hours. No need for any extra effort, just let nature do its thing.
How do you get it out in the end?
How does it feel?
Imagine popping in the bead of your favourite anal toy easy-peasy, a little cheeky, and low-key delightful. Once it’s in, it’s like your little secret: soft, snug, and totally forgettable (in the best way). You won’t feel a thing, darling. Though your partner might notice a tiny “hello” from the inside - like a polite little knock from a very well-behaved ball. Classy, discreet, and oh-so considerate & demure.
We’re not just playing with balls.
We’re engineering peace of mind - for your backdoor.
Sure, we love to serve sass, but behind the fabulousness is a real-deal lab filled with real-deal nerds in white coats (yes, the goggles are cute too). We tinker, test, and obsess over every detail so you don’t have to. Because you deserve products that are safe, effective, and as ready for action as you are.
You’re the reason we do this. We're building the world’s first lab dedicated to the science of butt stuff - right in the heart of London. No shortcuts, no shady materials - just pure, clean innovation. We even developed a brand-new material made only with safe, body-loving components, so your peach stays protected while you play.
We’re doing the science, so you can focus on the fun. Trust us - we’re exactly the kind of nerds you want near your rear.
OUR ADVISORS
OUR ADVISORS
Dr Carmen Fong
Colorectal Surgeon, co-director Hemorrhoids Center of America
Psychosexual Therapist, 56 Dean Street
Dr Chris McCormack
DO, FACS, FASCRS, Colorectal Surgeon, HCA Florida Jacksonville Surgical Specialists
Andrew Schlussel
