FAQ
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What is A-Ball made of?
→ Collagen and seaweed. Basically jelly stuff. The same kind that makes edible jellies wiggle. text goes here
Is it vegan?
→ Not yet. It’s got a bit of collagen in it. We’re waiting for the good vegan gels to catch up so your butt can stay vegan too.
Is it cruelty-free?
→ We avoid animal testing at all costs. Safety first, ethics always. -
How do you know it won’t get stuck?
→ Simple. If your body can pass poo, it can pass this. We made the softened ball act like the real thing.
How do I get it out?
→ It softens into a jelly and comes out with your next poo. Some can push it out right away, others just wait for nature’s call.
How do you know it’s safe?
→ The ingredients are non-toxic and bum-friendly. We even make sure the gel behaves likereal poo, so your body knows exactly how to pass it.
Is it compatible with condoms?
→ Yep. We test everything with condoms, and they stay perfectly intact.
Is it compatible across lubricants?
→ So far we’ve tested with water-based lube. Silicone lube tests are coming soon. Stay tuned.
If you need to poop while it’s still in, what happens? Do you just push it out?
→ Yep. If you need to go, it’ll come out with your poo. No need to wait hours.(Full explanation here 👉 Instagram ReelHow does it stay in place. How do we know it won’t just fall out or go deeper than intended?
→ It only goes as far as you push it, and it’s designed to turn into a soft gel so it can’t get stuck. Your rectum’s pretty chill at rest. Not enough pressure to pop it out. It only comes out when you actually strain, like during a poo.Can it come out unexpectedly?
→ We don’t think. So it’s too small to trigger the “gotta go” feeling. Unless you push, it should stay put. We’ll confirm for sure in trials next year. -
How long can I have sex for when using the ball?
→ We’ve built it to handle what 95% of sex looks like: up to 30 minutes foreplay and 30 minutes penetration. If you’re in the 5% going for marathon sessions… well, tell us your secrets.Can I put it in before a date?
→ Best to pop it in right before play. We’ve only tested up to 30 mins of foreplay, so keep it fresh.Does it come pre-lubricated?
→ Nope. Use your own favorite lube.
What about if I am having sex with a big penis?
→ Don’t worry. We test with all shapes and sizes, length and girth. Your anatomy’s on our checklist.
What if I have sex more than once in a day? Can I use two?
→ One at a time, babe. Wait until you’ve been to the loo before popping in another.
I saw on social media that it comes in different sizes, how will I know which one to use?
→ For now, it’s one-size-fits-most. We’ll learn more from trials, and if butts demand different sizes, we’ll explore. But honestly? The only way to know what fits is to try it. -
When can I buy it?
→ On sale 2026.How much will it cost?
→ £4 a ball, babes. Hop on the waitlist now for 25% off for a whole year.How do I store it?
→ Just keep it at room temp. Don’t bake it in the sun!
A-Ball isn’t fully cooked yet. She’s still in the lab, squishy and evolving. We’re giving you the best answers we’ve got right now, but some of them may shift as trials, tests, and real butts weigh in.
This page is a living, breathing thing (like you). We’ll keep it updated as the science sharpens and the play gets field-tested. Until then, treat these answers as gospel-ish: honest, bold, and subject to change.