FAQ
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What is A-BALL made of?
→ Collagen and seaweed. Basically jelly stuff. The same kind that makes edible jellies wiggle.
Is it vegan?
→ Not yet. It’s got a bit of collagen in it. We’re waiting for the good vegan gels to catch up so your rectum can stay vegan too. -
How do you know it won’t get stuck?
→ Simple. If your body can pass poo, it can pass this. We made the softened A-BALL act like the real thing. For more information check our science section.
How do I get it out?
→ It softens into a jelly-like texture and comes out with your next poo. Some can push it out right away, others just wait for nature’s call.
How do you know it’s safe?
→ The ingredients are non-toxic and anus-friendly. We even make sure A-BALL behaves like real poo, so your body knows exactly how to pass it.
Is it compatible across lubricants?
→ Yes! We’ve tested A-BALL with both water-based and silicone-based lubes, so you can use your favourite.
If you need to poop while it’s still in, what happens? Do you just push it out?
→ Yep. If you need to go, it’ll come out with your poo. (Full explanation here 👉Instagram Reel)
How does it stay in place. How do we know it won’t just fall out?
→ It’s designed to turn into a soft, jelly-like texture so it can’t get stuck. Your rectum’s pretty chill at rest: not enough pressure to pop it out. When you go, it goes too. Going to the toilet will feel the same as usual.
Can it come out unexpectedly?
→ We don’t think so. It’s too small to trigger the “gotta go” feeling. We’ll confirm once our trials are done.Is A-BALL a medical device?
→ A-BALL is a sexual wellness product and not a medical device. A medical device is defined as a product intended to diagnose, prevent, monitor, treat, or alleviate a disease or medical condition. A-BALL is not intended to treat or prevent any medical condition. It is designed for use during consensual intimate activity.Does that mean it hasn't been tested or safety-checked?
→ A-BALL has passed safety tests.What technical and safety standards have been applied in developing A-BALL?
→ Even though A-BALL is a wellness product and not a medical device, we chose to apply rigorous standards more commonly associated with medical device development, because we believe that is the right thing to do for a product intended for internal use.We used the following standards for guidance:
ISO 13485: the international standard for quality management systems in medical device manufacturing has informed how we manage and document our development and production processes.
ISO14971: the standard for risk management in medical devices has been used to systematically identify, assess, and mitigate potential risks associated with the product.
ISO3533: the international sex toy standard has been used to inform design identify, assess, and mitigate potential risks.
ISO10993: the standard for biological evaluation of medical devices, has guided our biocompatibility testing to ensure the materials are safe for contact with sensitive internal tissue. The specific tests being performed by an independent lab are:
· ISO10993-5 Cytotoxicity testing
· ISO10993-10 Sensitisation testing
· ISO10993-23 Irritation testing
Applying these standards was our deliberate choice to go above and beyond what is strictly required, reflecting our commitment to customer safety.
Why does the product not have a CE or UKCA mark?
→ A-BALL does not fall into the categories that require CE-mark or UKCA mark. Therefore, A-BALL cannot legally carry a CE/UKCA mark.CE Mark and the UKCA mark are mandatory conformity marking for certain products sold in the European Economic Area (EEA). Items requiring UKCA and CE mark are:
· Medical Devices
· Personal Protective Equipment (PPE)
· Electrical / Electronic Products
· Machinery
· Toys (specific to children's toys)
· Measuring Instruments
· Construction Products
· Pressure Equipment
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Can I put it in before a date?
→ Best to pop it in right before play. So far, we’ve tested A-BALL with up to 30 minutes of foreplay and 30 minutes of intimate interaction. We’re currently testing how it performs over longer periods in consumer trials, so we’ll update this guidance as we learn more.
Does it come pre-lubricated?
→ Nope. Use your own favourite lube.
What about if I am having intimate time with a big penis?
→ We test with all shapes and sizes, length and girth. Your anatomy’s on our checklist.
What if I have intercourse more than once in a day? Can I use two?
→ One at a time, babe. Wait until you’ve been to the loo before popping in another. -
How do I store it?
→ Just keep it at room temperature (25 Degrees) . Don’t bake it in the sun!
We’ve made the best version of A-BALL we can in our lab models. Now we’re testing it with real people, and what we learn may change a few things. We’re giving you the best answers we’ve got right now, but some of them may shift as more trials, tests, and real bodies weigh in.
This page is a living, breathing thing (like you). We’ll keep it updated as the science sharpens and the play gets field-tested. Until then, treat these answers as gospel-ish: honest, bold, and subject to change.

