HOW IT WORKS

HOW IT WORKS

01 Backdoor Adventures: The rectum isn’t just a cozy love tunnel - it’s a storage unit for yesterday’s regrets. Unlike the vagina, it doesn’t self-tidy, meaning some… leftovers might still be hanging around.

02 Locked & Loaded:
At room temperature, the A-Ball is as tough as your ex’s heart - firm enough to slide past the sphincter with ease.

03 Block That Exit:
Once inside and re-lubed (because why not?), the A-Ball gets shoved up during the fun, parking itself at the top of the rectum like a VIP bouncer, making sure no uninvited guests (a.k.a. poop) crash the party.

04 Clear Game, No Shame: After about 1-2 minutes at body temp, this little genius softens up and stays put, giving you a worry-free, feces-free, all-play-no-stray experience. And you will not feel a thing apart from the pure please you receive with your lover.

05 Mission Complete: Once the fun’s over, A-Ball doesn’t overstay its welcome. It gracefully disintegrates into a harmless jelly within 2-4 hours -  because nobody wants to deal with souvenirs from last night.

THE RECTAL MODEL

THE RECTAL MODEL

When we say we know our ball, we mean it.
We’ve done everything you can imagine with our ball - and probably a few things you haven’t. In our lab, we tested the consistency, the grip, the pressure. We even built a rectum model and recreated a full-frontal f-machine situation to simulate your wildest Grindr date.

And guess what? No shit.
The ball stays in place, seals things off, and holds the line - so your business stays your business, and your lover stays blissfully unaware.

BUTT FRIENDLY

BUTT FRIENDLY

Kind to Your Behind: The Science of Biocompatibility

Your butt deserves better than lube made for vaginas. That’s why our product is carefully matched to both rectal pH (aka the acidity level) and osmolarity (that’s the saltiness, darling).

Let’s break it down:

pH is a fancy way of measuring how acidic or basic something is. Your rectum is not the same as your vagina - it’s more neutral. Most commercial lubes are made for vaginal pH, which means they can be up to 1,000 times more acidic than your butt is comfy with. Yikes.

Osmolarity is about how salty or concentrated something is. If it’s too salty, it can literally suck the moisture out of your tissues - causing dryness, irritation, or worse. Not the kind of friction anyone's looking for.

The tea? Our formula is lovingly engineered to match your body's natural vibe. That means no irritation, no cell drama, and maximum comfort. Just a smooth, safe ride every time.

💡 Bonus: Check out the graphs below to see how we stack up against the big-name lubes. (Spoiler: we win.)

1. pH Perfect for Your Peach Our product is matched to your booty’s natural pH. Most lubes? They’re made for vaginas, which means they can be up to 1,000 times more acidic than your poor little anus signed up for. No wonder things get irritated. We’re here to keep it cute and chemically balanced.

2. Salt-Free & Drama-Free We match your rectal osmolarity too - translation: we don’t overload you with salt. Most lubes? Way too salty. They can suck the moisture right out of your tissues (ouch), and it got so bad that in 2011 the World Health Organisation recommended the osmolality of a personal lubricant should not exceed 380 mOsm/Kg to minimise any risk of epithelial damage. Yup, it’s that serious. But don’t worry, we’re here to save your cheeks.