THE FIRST ALTERNATIVE
TO DOUCHING

No Douching required.
Made of body safe materials.
Lube. Relax. Insert.

Done in no time

Who has time for a 45-minute toilet tango? Not you. Our ball gets your butt-ready faster than conventional douching, so you can skip the waiting and slide straight into the good stuff.

No lengthily bathroom breaks

No waiting for the water to run clear. A-BALL is making preparation simpler and more discreet.

Less stress, more connection

Say goodbye to mood-killing preparation that leads to tension, misunderstandings, or skipped intimacy. With A-BALL, you’re ready when the moment’s right - so your partner feels wanted, not waited on.

HOW DOES IT WORK?

How to get it in your bum?

Easy, babes. The ball is soft enough to slip in comfortably but sturdy enough to act as a barrier between the faeces and whatever’s going in next (be it a penis or toy). Just smooth spontaneous, hot connection all the way.

How do you get it out in the end?

Don’t worry, it will soften into a faeces like texture. No extra effort needed; just let nature do its thing and let it slide out of you with your next bowel movement.

how a-ball works? Find out more

How does it feel?

Imagine popping in the bead of your favourite anal toy easy-peasy, a little cheeky, and low-key delightful. Once it’s in, it’s like your little secret: soft, snug, and totally forgettable (in the best way). You won’t feel a thing, darling. Though your partner might notice a tiny “hello” from the inside - like a polite little knock from a very well-behaved ball. Classy, discreet, and oh-so considerate & demure.

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“ It’s a real problem. Lack of spontaneity. There’s an expectation of cleanliness.”

Alex, 27 y.o.
“ I feel like I’m expected to douche as a bottom, and it gives me so much anxiety. I’m not even convinced it works that well. It just feels like extra prep I have to do before sex, which only adds to my stress. “

Andy, 31 y.o.
“ If I want to have sex, I will pre-douche before a night out. This makes me feel like I should have sex since I already ‘put in the work.’ "

Chris, 26 y.o.
“ Douching is a slow process. Water can get trapped in the stomach, and it may be expelled during sex. ”

Ben, 34 y.o.
“ In the 21st century there should be a better way to prepare for anal sex. What we have to go through today makes me think of preparing for murder.“

Jack, 34 y.o.

Our Mission

Anal health has been overlooked for far too long. And so has pleasure, specifically anal pleasure. For decades, people have been left with limited options, limited research and even less conversation.

At Polari Labs, we’re building products that are Anus Kind: designed to work with your body, not make you question it. Because wanting anal sex shouldn’t come with 30 minutes of preparation and leave you questioning your body. Bodies are bodies. Sometimes they’re predictable. Sometimes they absolutely are not.

We want better research, better tools and better conversations around anal health and pleasure. Because not talking about anal sex has never stopped people from having it. It has only stopped people from having the information and choices they deserve.

Polari Labs is here to make anal health Anus Kind.
Bottoms deserve better.

ALL OUT - a mini documentary by Jon Dean

A look inside our lab, our team behind A-BALL, and why we believe anal health and pleasure deserve better research, better tools and a lot more conversation.

From a slightly mad idea to building something that could genuinely change how people prepare for anal sex.