BOTTOMS
DESERVE BETTER
Anal preparation
smarter, not harder.
Shoving half a litre of water up your bum?
Cute in theory, messy and time-consuming
in practice. A-Ball gets you ready without
flooding the bathroom.
Ditch the Douche
Hotel room, festival,
your mate’s sofa, a rave.
Even the back of an Uber
if you’re really ambitious.
A-Ball fits into your life,
not the other way round.
Bottom Anytime
Anywhere
Slide it in, done. Faster than texting “u up?” or make it part of foreplay?
Anal preparation that doesn’t
require a 24-hour notice period.
Ready in 30 seconds
1–2 hours of mess free, bottom-ready bliss.
Enough for the date, the afters, maybe even breakfast?
Then it disintegrates and slides out naturally
with your next shit. No removal. No dilemma. No regrets.
Here for a Good Time
Not Forever
Once inside, it turns into a barrier
that sits between the mess and
your lover’s best bit. No more
preparation anxiety just present,
confident play.
